Live your heart and never follow.
San Diego, CA.
Anonymous: You look hella cute!
Thanks, anon B)
things that shouldn’t be gender-specific:
- like literally scents why cant everyone smell like vanilla?
- that shit smells like heaven
- why is vanilla genderized its 2014
things that should be gender-specific
- thats it
Crying because I have to work again in 6 hours and because I can’t remember the last time I touched a butt
This is a crisis
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
Today was full of disappointments